Spam Storm - The best jokes from the Media Empire inbox
UPDATED June 21st, 2005.
(Additions since last year are labelled 
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1. Women's and Men's English (9.15) - Text
2. Bushit (9.1) - Text
3. British Double Entendres (9.01) - Text
4. The hippy and the nun (9) - Text
5. Letter to the bank (8.92) - Text
6. In case of terrorist attack (8.84) - Images
7. Tasteless Queen Mum gag (8.84) - Text
8. Male Date Rape Drug (8.8) - Text
9. Penguin bully (8.77) - Images
10. The Shepherd and the Yuppie (8.77) - Text
11. How to get the system to work for you (8.77) - Images
12. Let's Play Gulf War II! (8.74) - Links
13. Cute kitties and puppies (8.74) - Images
14. Tortoise Picnic (8.73) - Text
15. Great Sporting Moments (8.72) - Images
16. Mum-in-law-to-be (8.72) - Text
17. Understanding Engineers (8.72) - Text
18. If Bill Gates ran GM... (8.71) - Text
19. Worst Job Experiences (8.7) - Text
20. A soap story (8.68) - Text
21. The Thermodynamics of Hell (8.65) - Text
22. Things you should have learnt by now (8.65) - Text
23. Marketing definitions (8.63) - Text
24. Tech Support for Boyfriend Upgrade (8.63) - Text
25. Send this on and we'll see if it works (8.61) - Text
26. What the... signs (8.61) - Images
27. Things to do when bored in a megamart (8.61) - Text
28. Great Bumper Stickers (8.61) - Text
29. Happy Tree Friends Valentine's Smoochie (8.6) - Links
30. Mozambique Lion Warning (8.59) - Images
31. Musical horses (8.58) - Links
32. Ever mistake your dog for a towel? (8.58) - Images
33. Office Dares (Redux) (8.56) - Text
34. The Seven Best sleep positions (8.54) - Images
35. Metaphors from Student Essays (8.53) - Text
36. Musical Stripes (8.53) - Links
37. Rainbow clip (8.53) - Links
38. 21st Century Dark Lord (8.52) - Text
39. You know you're living in 2003 when... (8.5) - Text
40. War President video (8.49) - Links
41. Caution (8.48) - Images
42. Mark Fiore's Animated Political Cartoons (8.46) - Links
43. GSCE Test (8.45) - Text
44. Optical Illusion For Guys (8.45) - Images
45. Lambthrax - The end of the world (8.36) - Links
46. Australian and American Recycling (8.35) - Text
47. Obnoxious parrot (8.34) - Text
48. Kenny the Rooster (8.3) - Text
49. Icon Sex (8.29) - Links
50. Nursing home speed demon (8.29) - Text
51. The Goondawindi Three-Kick Rule (8.28) - Text
52. Engilsh (8.27) - Text
53. Gross Out (8.26) - Text
54. Shityrail (8.26) - Links
55. Rated Mmmmmm (8.25) - Images
56. Eye Exam (8.25) - Images
57. The Five Secrets of a Perfect Relationship (8.25) - Text
58. I am better than your kids (8.24) - Links
59. What is a bastard? (8.22) - Images
60. Anagrams (8.22) - Text
61. Top Tips From Viz (8.22) - Text
62. Frequent Farter (8.21) - Text
63. How far to the fallopians? (8.2) - Images
64. Give Bush a brain game (8.2) - Links
65. Excerpts from the Queen Mum's Book of Remembrance (8.19) - Text
66. Guilty Doctor (8.17) - Text
67. Words of Wisdom (8.17) - Text
68. Fitness in the USA (8.16) - Images
69. Clear look (8.15) - Images
70. Mullets (8.15) - Images
71. Dubya tells the truth (8.13) - Links
72. Useful Confession (8.13) - Text
73. Why stick people are extinct (8.12) - Images
74. Frodo has failed (8.08) - Images
75. Moby's dick (8.07) - Images
76. Empire Strikes Back Extra-Special Edition (8.07) - Text
77. Pong (8.06) - Links
78. Motor Insurance Claims (8.06) - Text
79. New holiday for the boys (8.04) - Text
80. Now this is friendship (8.03) - Text
81. Further proof that Dubya is an imbecile (8.01) - Text
82. The World's Worst Leaders (8.01) - Links
83. Clever Drivers (8) - Text
84. Checking Account (8) - Text
85. Sexual gratification for nerds (7.96) - Images
86. Few-liners (7.96) - Text
87. Pharmacology (7.95) - Text
88. Insurance Hall of Fame (7.91) - Images
89. The laws of singin' the blues (7.9) - Text
90. Rejected (7.89) - Links
91. Her Story & His Story (7.88) - Text
92. A quiz (7.87) - Links
93. Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq? (7.84) - Text
94. Male Comebacks to Female Comebacks to Male Pick-up Lines (7.84) - Text
95. Howard and Costello (7.83) - Images
96. What the... ads (7.83) - Images
97. Words Women Use (7.82) - Text
98. Gorilla Removals (7.78) - Text
99. Wisdom From Kids (7.76) - Text
100. I'm losing patience with my neighbours, Mr. Bush (7.76) - Text
101. Tarzan loses his virginity (7.76) - Text
102. Pig shooting (7.75) - Text
103. When I was a kid (7.75) - Text
104. Google's April Fool's Day Joke (7.74) - Links
105. rathergood.com (7.73) - Links
106. The Litmus Paper Test (7.73) - Text
107. Michael Jackon Baby Drop Games (7.72) - Links
108. Life Explained (7.71) - Images
109. Getting a job at the CIA (7.71) - Text
110. A Deep Personal Love (7.7) - Links
111. Child abuse in the 80s (7.69) - Images
112. Camel Toe Cup (7.68) - Images
113. FAQ about your health (7.68) - Text
114. How smart is your right foot? (7.64) - Text
115. You can't make this stuff up (7.63) - Images
116. Hollywood vs. Afghanistan (7.61) - Images
117. Hobbit Name Generator (7.61) - Links
118. People who should never have married (7.6) - Images
119. Finding WMDs online (7.59) - Links
120. Mental Hospital (7.59) - Text
121. How tough are Aussie men? (7.58) - Text
122. Scout Walker Kama Sutra (7.57) - Links
123. Some quickies (7.55) - Text
124. Highland Hospitality (7.55) - Text
125. Top 10 times in history when the "F" word was appropriate (7.54) - Text
126. Passive Resistance to the US occupation (7.53) - Images
127. In some dialects, Bush means vagina (7.53) - Images
128. Alternate Meanings (7.5) - Text
129. Random Acts of Wrongness (7.48) - Images
130. Nemo - found him! (7.48) - Images
131. A Man's Viewpoint on Relationships (7.46) - Text
132. If women ruled the world (7.46) - Images
133. New words for 2003 (7.44) - Text
134. Quick thinkers (7.44) - Text
135. Anti-terrorist police test (7.44) - Text
136. We Are Australians! (7.42) - Text
137. Axis of Just as Evil (7.42) - Text
138. Pedestrian Killer (7.42) - Links
139. Blonde Jokes (7.42) - Text
140. Opera Baby (7.42) - Links
141. Growing Up In Australia (7.41) - Text
142. Kids' books that never made it (7.4) - Images
143. Dr Seuss explains computers (7.39) - Text
144. We Love the Iraqi Information Minister (7.38) - Links
145. Stone-age computers (7.36) - Images
146. Tali-tubby (7.34) - Images
147. Why men have it so good (7.32) - Text
148. Why lizards shouldn't bungee jump (7.32) - Images
149. Queen Mum found alive (7.29) - Images
150. Bush and Blair - Endless Love (7.28) - Links
151. The birds and the bees (7.26) - Text
152. Xmas in the country (7.25) - Text
153. Broadmeadows Monopoly (7.22) - Images
154. Test your splash factor (7.21) - Links
155. Somewhat rude funnies (7.19) - Text
156. Marine Corps Comeback (7.17) - Text
157. Might as well talk to the dogs (7.15) - Images
158. Chain Letter with a difference (7.14) - Text
159. Blind pilot (7.14) - Text
160. Zoomquilt (7.14) - Links
161. UN Survey (7.13) - Text
162. If you're happy and you know it, bomb Iraq (7.08) - Text
163. 10 puns (7.07) - Text
164. Easter bunnies (7.06) - Images
165. Alan Jones knows how to make a photo shoot count (7.06) - Images
166. Car black boxes (7.06) - Text
167. Australia gets drunk, wakes up in North Atlantic (7.05) - Text
168. Real Places (7) - Images
169. Stoopid Ads (7) - Text
170. Shiny shoes (7) - Text
171. Halloween costume (7) - Text
172. I feel like chicken tonight (6.98) - Text
173. How to prevent spillage at urinals (6.95) - Images
174. Fearless wartime leader (6.94) - Images
175. Howard's bonza speech (6.94) - Text
176. Gulf War Sequel (6.91) - Images
177. Dokaka (6.91) - Links
178. Ever feel the world is against you? (6.9) - Images
179. Virtual bartender (6.9) - Links
180. The Star Wars Kid (6.89) - Links
181. Save this poor boy's life by chain letter (6.88) - Text
182. The finer things in life (6.88) - Images
183. Can ye nae play it? (6.88) - Text
184. Mick Jagger's Frogchild (6.86) - Text
185. Penguin cartrouble (6.86) - Text
186. The World According to the USA (6.85) - Images
187. Beer Goggles in action (6.85) - Links
188. Sofa King (6.83) - Images
189. Who Loves You? (6.83) - Images
190. Out of the mouths of babes (6.8) - Text
191. Make Love Not War (6.78) - Images
192. Full Strength or not at all (6.77) - Images
193. If airlines sold paint (6.77) - Text
194. Worst Album Covers Ever (6.77) - Links
195. Broken Engrish (6.76) - Links
196. Warning: Not For the Kiddies (6.76) - Images
197. A new dietry supplement you'll be gagging for (6.75) - Links
198. Vocabulary Builder (6.74) - Text
199. True Confessions (6.73) - Text
200. What were his parents thinking? (6.7) - Images
201. New Mr. Men (6.67) - Images
202. Sweden, the Euro and impotence (6.67) - Images
203. More shorties (6.63) - Text
204. A hard life (6.6) - Text
205. Sexist Jokes (6.6) - Text
206. New Reality TV shows (6.57) - Images
207. Talking Dog (6.57) - Text
208. More exam bloopers (6.52) - Text
209. Apricots (6.5) - Images
210. The male brain on holiday (6.47) - Images
211. Blasted branding! (6.46) - Images
212. Keeping Satan at bay (6.45) - Text
213. A conversation with alcohol (6.42) - Text
214. Harry Potter: A New Hope (6.41) - Images
215. The poetry of Donald Rumsfeld (6.38) - Text
216. Biting... (6.35) - Images
217. Teen's dying wish for Cameron Diaz blow job not granted (6.3) - Links
218. Let's speak Strain (6.29) - Text
219. Do you want fries with that? (6.27) - Images
220. Australian palm pilot (6.25) - Images
221. Something in your eye? (6.24) - Images
222. Declan the Crab (6.18) - Text
223. Chinese Whispers (6.13) - Text
224. Our Daily Chicken (6.13) - Text
225. Health Advice (6.11) - Text
226. A Song for the Queen Mum (6.09) - Text
227. New Invention (6.08) - Text
228. School Gags (6.05) - Text
229. Dubya's Resume (6.05) - Text
230. Animals have the Darndest Thoughts (6.04) - Text
231. In a Perfect World (6.02) - Images
232. The Duck (6) - Text
233. Top tips and hints (6) - Text
234. Christian and Justin the prawns (6) - Text
235. First encounter with an elevator (6) - Text
236. Numbskull politicians and Internet copyright (6) - Links
237. Rumsfeld wins on gobbledegook (6) - Text
238. And God said to Adam... (5.9) - Images
239. A bra, a battery and a set of jumper leads walk into a bar. (5.9) - Text
240. U.S. Political Humour April 2003 (5.9) - Text
241. The Near Future (5.88) - Text
242. Gaza Nostalgia (5.83) - Text
243. Woman marries dead boyfriend (5.81) - Links
244. Two stupid chickens (5.81) - Images
245. Guyness Quotient (5.8) - Text
246. Japanese Banking Crisis (5.79) - Text
247. Application for Aussie Citizenship (5.79) - Images
248. Bush war reasoning (5.77) - Images
249. Sickies (5.75) - Text
250. Currency: Coincidence or Conspiracy? (5.75) - Links
251. Metallica strikes again (5.73) - Text
252. Coma resuscitation (5.73) - Text
253. Updated Lord's Prayer (5.57) - Text
254. 21st Century Drum Solo (5.57) - Links
255. Old Age (5.53) - Text
256. Shipping manure (5.5) - Text
257. New Barbies (5.28) - Text
258. shakeitbabe (5.26) - Links
259. Jesus and Computers (5.25) - Text
260. Definitions you won't find in the dictionary (5.22) - Text
261. George W. Bush - Priceless (5.19) - Images
262. Two fonts walk into a bar (5.14) - Text
263. Cutting Edge Military Technology (5.11) - Images
264. Short & Sweet (5) - Text
265. New Political Theory (5) - Text
266. Risky Times of Life (4.95) - Text
267. Osama's Mother (4.88) - Images
268. The Night Before Thanksgiving (4.88) - Images
269. Aussie Political Movie Posters (4.81) - Links
270. A little info on Valentine's Day (4.81) - Text
271. New phone charges (4.78) - Text
272. Ministry of Pensions Extracts (4.67) - Text
273. Extreme Ironing (4.67) - Links
274. Funniest Jokes in the World (4.53) - Text
275. Bummer of a name (4.5) - Images
276. Memepool (4.5) - Links
277. Free cat to good home (4.48) - Images
278. Battery shopping (4.27) - Text
279. Arguing on the net (3.97) - Images
280. Iraqi maths teacher detained (3.95) - Text
281. what a cute! Natsuko has a weblog! (3.83) - Links
282. Easter cancelled (3.68) - Images
283. Tragedies, accidents, and great losses (3.61) - Text
284. September 11 Sandcastle (3.61) - Images
285. They used to be friends (3.51) - Images
286. A modern fable (3.38) - Text
287. Attack of the Werebunnies (3.24) - Text
288. New Priest (3.18) - Text